Former MMA fighter Ronda Rousey says don’t expect to see her come out swinging at an Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) cage match at the White House. 

“I’m not fighting at the White House,” Rousey said in a recent interview on the “Lapsed Fan” podcast, when asked if anyone had reached out about the fight, scheduled to take place next June on the South Lawn. 

“After Mike Tyson being the biggest fight of the year, you never say never, but I ain’t fighting at the f—ing White House,” Rousey, a 38-year-old Olympian who retired from MMA in 2016, said. 

In July, President Trump floated the idea of hosting a UFC event at the White House next summer to help mark the United States’s 250th anniversary.

“We’re going to have a UFC fight, think of this, on the grounds of the White House,” Trump said. 

“We have a lot of land there. We’re going to build a little — we’re not, Dana’s going to do it. Dana’s great. One of a kind,” he said at the time, referring to UFC President Dana White.

Pressed on whether she would participate in the event if given the opportunity, Rousey responded to laughs, “Even if offered? I got better s— to do.”

Zohran Mamdani’s campaign is offering a rich response to a news story detailing how the very wealthy feel about the New York City Democratic mayoral nominee, tapping a star of “The Gilded Age” to perform a “dramatic reading” of the article.

In a video posted by Mamdani on Monday, Morgan Spector is seen dressed as his railroad tycoon character, George Russell, from the HBO historical drama that’s set in the late 19th century and follows the lives of New York’s mega-rich. 

The 44-year-old actor then reads aloud selected passages from a New York Times story published last month titled “How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?”

“August in the Hamptons: Ocean breezes. Oversubscribed Tracy Anderson classes. Parking woes. And this year, with a New York City mayoral election looming in the fall, a freakout that the most sumptuous of summer staples hasn’t soothed,” Spector said in front of a background filled with books and lit candles. 

“Even overpriced lobster salad can’t seem to make people out here feel better,” Spector said, reciting a political fundraiser quoted in the Times’s piece. 

“What they are talking about is whether anyone, specifically former Gov. Andrew M Cuomo or Mayor Eric Adams, can beat the Democratic Socialist Zohran Mamdani,” Spector said in a pronounced manner.

“In June, he dared to say, on ‘Meet the Press’: ‘I don’t think that we should have billionaires,'” Spector said of Mamdani’s interview on the NBC program. Spector then eyed the camera directly and dramatically took a sip of a drink. 

“The Hamptons is basically in group therapy about the mayoral race,” Spector said, again quoting the political fundraiser cited by the Times. 

“In other words, the plutocrats are panicking,” Spector said, pulling from the same article. 

Spector has praised Mamdani before, referring to him as a “fantastic candidate” before he officially clenched the Democratic nomination for New York mayor in July. 

“He feels like a candidate who could have an amazing future as a left politician,” Spector told Rolling Stone. 

President Trump has repeatedly ripped Mamdani, a New York state Assembly member who identifies as a democratic socialist, calling him a “communist lunatic.”

Jon Stewart is mocking the way President Trump is treated at his Cabinet meetings, saying the praise he receives is similar to a “Make-A-Wish kid.”

“Whenever any of his biggest supporters are with him, it sounds like they’re saying goodbye,” the “Daily Show” host quipped to the audience during his monologue on Monday.

The Comedy Central show’s host played clips of White House officials commending Trump, including U.S. special envoy Steve Witkoff telling the president at an August Cabinet meeting that working for him was “the greatest honor” of his life. 

Stewart said, “Once you begin to notice this pattern, you begin to see really the whole vibe around this president is very Make-A-Wish kid.”

The Make-A-Wish Foundation, a nonprofit organization, grants “life-changing wishes” to children with critical illnesses. 

“Everyone who shows up to his office tries to make one of his dreams come true,” Stewart said of the attitude towards Trump. Stewart then cued up a clip of Trump being presented with an honorary U.S. Marshals Service badge during an event in the Oval Office last month. 

“Look how happy they made him! Gee whiz, mister, a real marshal?” Stewart exclaimed with feigned enthusiasm.

“Now you might be saying to yourself, the Make-A-Wish thing is a little much,” Stewart said. 

“A grown man would recognize when people are condescending to him, treating him like a child, tiptoeing around his fragile ego with the idea that this person is so easily manipulated that even the cheapest of gestures could be persuasive,” he added.

“You would f—ing think that,” Stewart, a frequent Trump critic, said to laughs before playing a news clip of FIFA President Gianna Infantino handing the World Cup Trophy to the president in the Oval Office last month.

“It’s for winners only, and since you’re a winner, you can as well touch it,” Infantino said. 

“Everything about the treatment of this president screams Make-A-Wish,” Stewart said. 

“I’m telling you, though, man, this goes way past trophy fondling and cereal box deputy badges: The people around Trump know that he is a never ending, insatiable black hole of wishes,” Stewart said, noting that several White House officials have floated him for a future Nobel Peace Prize. 

But Stewart then shifted his characterization, after denouncing a Monday Supreme Court ruling that lifted a judge’s limits on Los Angeles-area immigration stops based on a person speaking Spanish or working in a certain profession.

“The Supreme Court bent over backwards to grant Trump even his most unconstitutional wishes, like maybe you can arrest people for looking Mexican,” Stewart said.

“What kind of a Make-A-Wish kid wants to nullify the Fourth Amendment?” the “Daily Show” host said. 

“I’m beginning to think Trump isn’t a benign, suffering child at all. I’m beginning to think everybody treats Trump like this, not because he’s the Make-A-Wish kid, but because he’s that ‘Twilight Zone’ kid that any time somebody made him mad, he sent them out to the cornfield,” Stewart said, in a reference to a 1961 episode of the classic TV horror series. 

“This is where we’re at, America,” Stewart said with a shake of his head, telling the audience that the country is being “held hostage by the fragile ego of a man-baby president.”